Hell is other people - Sartre. xx

You'd change your views on marriage for that.

New Life moto: People around you will always be there for you.... so long as there's not a better offer...

She Fell Over.

I've eaten alot of noodles latley. Read alot of Sartre, ate alot of noodles.

A couple of weeks ago, I fell over in the shopping centre. I skidded on my front for about a meter surrounded by credit cards, student papers, books, cosmetics and bag rubbish.

As I lay on the floor shocked, a young couple approched, walked through my things, ontop of my cards and books, whilst staring at me, then carried on.

I hope they can't sleep at night. xx

YES.

There is currently a rush for jobs. Anixety is beginning to hit as rent looms and my food goes stale.

I will have to live with being poorer than usual.

I'v just watched an advert that begins "time. woman's greatest enemy". It's not mine.

Bloody women.

Beauty and Art in one.

Great Expectations

My name is Jayne. I'm beginning this blog to fill a void in my life. I am an unemployed student and i watch alot of Blackadder and Jeremy Kyle. Basically, apart from stand-up, my life is going nowhere.

I have always admired the blogs and images of others. That's what the internet is there for. To preted your all artistic, bohemian, beautiful and exciting. That way, people who don't know you watch "The Hoobs" or find life a big messy shambles of pretend, think your cool and easy going. Most importantly, it's for people to pretend their famous.

So this is my 15 mins of fame. Just me talking, pretending to be cool and edgy. It's to pretend that I look at my window and see flowers and pretty boys, and not an old sofa with a sign on it that says "this sofa has lice".

My only concern in life is that when "Big Brother" comes into power, the person watching me going around collecting coupons at Superdrug or examining potatoes at Sainsburys will be bored out of their minds and take it out on their wife.

My only expectation of myself is to be a majorly successful comedian, to change women being second class citizens, and for people to think I beat up like ten Ninjas.

This will be a monitor of my goals and achievements. The spelling will be awful, the context lost, but recorded all the same.